MissQ 
MissQ
Subject: Vulcan mating rituals - The Seven Year Wait!
MissQ returns
Mortals, mortals, mortals, (deep sigh) I'm here to help. Although I'm
getting a lot of stick from the continuum, who believe that you should be
left to your own devices in all this. Of course, I totally disregarded
their considered viewpoints and posted anyway. Hey - I'm Q, what do they
expect. As promised, the next in my series on interpecies mating is
The Vulcan - Not exactly the caring sharing type, but don't let that put
you off!
On the plus side...... Hey, Vulcans are great decision makers, and provide
excellent conversation at parties. They are totally trustworthy and
reliable, and they NEVER tell lies!!! Simply fascinating.
And the negatives? They bring a whole new meaning to the Seven Year Itch
concept, so if you like your itch scratched on a more regular basis, head
on out!
Q-Tips 1 - Don't play chess with a Vulcan unless you can handle crushing
defeat, or you cheat well. (Strip Poker might be worth a shot though!?!)
2 - Vulcans don't dance - period. 3 - If he takes you to meet his parents,
don't mention the Romulans!!
Ok, that's the low down on the cheery chaps from Vulcan. Next time it's
those masters of intensity, the Bajorans.
Oh and Steph, while I'm here. You said you thought the worst date might
be a Naussiccan. Interesting. There are those in the grand scheme of
things who would go for you humans to win that particular contest, so I
suppose it depends on "Who's zooming who?" as your Aretha Franklin might
say. Personally, I think humans are the salt of the universe, but
obviously, if you're a Zeballian slug, that's not a big complement.
Still, I meant well. Until next time, remember who you're talking to - All
seeing, All knowing!
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