Miss Q's Talarian Dating Advice

At last it's here, advice on who to date from



What about the peace loving Talerian's?

Benny boy, firstly - I think you mean Talarians, and if you are writing
more than one i.e. the name of an entire race, you don't need a comma
before the s.  Sorry to sound patronising or scathing, nothing personal,
it's a Q thing!  ;-)))

Anyway, the Talarians are of course anything but peace loving - I assume
that was a feeble atempt at humour? - being a warrior like race.  So my
advice is to treat them in a similar way to Klingons, (only they're not as
exciting!)   Also be aware of their distinctly Biker-like passion for loud
music! Bizzarre.    Be aware also that this being a very patriarchal
society, you will be eaten alive if you are not able to spawn a male child
on your first shot, as it were!   Hope that will suffice.

Unless, of course, you have made an error.  ( How easily mortals do that! )
You could  have meant Tarellians - Dreadful race of lurgy-ridden half-naked
sketchers!  You would need a bit more than a condom for that encounter.  
Then again it could have been The Tellarites - a bizzarre Porcine race with
perhaps the most repugnant facial structure ever evolved -  But at least
they are party animals.   Mud-wrestling is a religion for Tellarites, so
get yer trunks out lad! Snort!

Anyway, must dash.   As ever, remember who you're dealing with - All
seeing, all knowing!   Happy thrashing.  MissQ

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