UMTSSers Fave Quotes

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But for now, here's a list of fave quotes that various UMTSSers have posted over the last few months

The Original Series



 And of course (in a blast from the past) any line between Bones and Kirk
that starts "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ..........." (fill in the blanks).

 and "You green blooded, pointy eared ...."




The Animated Series



 None yet.





The Movie Pictures



 None yet.




The Next Generation



 I was just watching the TNG episode with the dodgy time traveler; the
best line in that had to be when Data said to the Professor:

"I assume the door will open whether you are unconscious or not!"

 If you mean the best silly line, how about Data's 'Ode to spot'
" Felis catus is your taxinomic nomenclature"
etc....

 "Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise"

 I loved the bit in that episode..where Geordi was playing a lute VERY badly...
Worf strolls up..casually takes the lute from Geordi..smashes it against a
tree and says 'Sorry' ...wonderful stuff;))

 Q: What most I do to convince you people?
Worf: Die

 In second place, Riker's "It just sort of rolled in on us, Sir,"
from 'Sub Rosa' standing on a fog-bound bridge.

 But the winner, Beverly's 'Captain' and the exchange of glances at the
end of 'Allegiance'

 "It's hard to work in a group when you're omnipotent." (Deja Q)

 Another of my Worf faves is his "Good tea, nice house" line when he's
trying to make conversation in Survivors.

 How about "Could you please continue the petty bickering?" Data to
Lwaxana Troi and Mrs Miller(?) in Haven  and my other fave Data line

 "The advocate will refrain from making her opponent  disappear" from the ep
where the "devil" tries to reclaim a planet (sorry can't remember the title). 

 Any line which includes "Shut up Wesley":-)

 Q to Picard: "You obtuse piece of flotsum"

 Another clasically delivered Picard line in 'Samaritan Snare' after he
returns alive from a dangerous heart operation, clearly a sensitive
subject for the captain:

The whole bridge crew gives a round of applause.
Picard: "(Picard Pause) I beg your pardon!"

 Picard, "Brocolli...[long pause, sudden realisation] ...Barclay."

 Picard, "Later, Data."

 Worf:  "I am not a merry man!"

 I like this Picard one from Starship Mine:
"I'm Mott.  I'm the hairdresser"

 One of the most memorable lines I  remember, ( when I saw the episode
for the first time) was when Locutus said to Riker ....
"Your resistance is hopeless....number one"

 "If there's nothing wrong with me,
 maybe there's something wrong with the universe" 
 Doctor Beverly Crusher

 (Senile) Q From All Good Things....
"What did you say.... Where's your mommy?"

 ..from Deja Q (to Riker)...
"You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard"

 [Earth, billions of years ago.  Volcanic plane]
Q : [Looks at surroundings with disgust] You really must speak to the
maid.

 EP: The Naked Now
Towards the end of ep Tasha to Data: "I'm Only going to say this once.
It never happened."

 EP:Haven
Mr Hom at the end, "Thank you for the drinks."

 EP:The Icarus Factor
Worf to Data , "With all due respects, BE GONE, sir." (Fantastic
deliver)

 EP:Q Who?
Q "Micro Brain (refering to Worf), growl for me let me know you still
care!"

 EP:Peak Performance
Worf to Riker just before Riker is due to play Strategy game with
expert Kirna Kolrani: "Ihave wagered heavily in the ships pool that
you will take him past the 6th platau."
Riker: "And if I dont?"
Worf: "I will be.... irritated."  (It's all in the delivery)

 EP: The wounded (finding the Pheonix)
Picard to Gul Macet: Take this message to your leaders Gul Macet...
We'll be watching....

 Dont forget the classic (why do we call it "classic anyway) "there are
only FOUR lights! "

 Data to Riker: 
    "I'm sorry, I seem to be commenting on everything"

 Picard to Worf: 
    "What are you going to do, blast a hole in the viewscreen?"

 Scott: "Well, I'll say this about your Enterprise.  The doctors are a
fair sight prettier."

 Female crewmember: "Can I help you, sir?"
Scott: "Oh, I don't think so, lassie, but I'll let you know if you can."

 Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!"
Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?"
Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were
born.  And I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definately not
scotch."
and shortly afterwards:

 Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?"
Data: "No, sir.  I am an android.  Lieutenant Commander Data."
Scott: "Synthetic scotch, synthetic commanders."
and of course:

 Scott: "What is it?"
Data: "It is--  Hm!  It is--  It is *green*."
And later,

 Riker: (of shuttle) "She's not much to look at." 
Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm.  You just have to know
where to look for her."




Deep Space Nine



 In DS9 TWOTW - Worf being introduced to Kira (just out from the Holodeck
with medieval dress) says
"nice hat"

 On par with his original "nice planet" in series 1 TNG

 If you want a DS9 Q:
"You hit me!  Picard never hit me!"

 -DS9 being attacked by klingon fleet in 'Way Of Warrior'-
QUARK: this is MY bar and I'M going to defend it.
ODO : With a box?
QUARK: this is my disrupter pistol - the one I used to carry when I served
       aboard that ship.
ODO : I thought you were the ships cook ?
QUARK : I was, and every member of the crew thought he was a food critic.
ODO : (opens box and reads note contained inside.)
  'Quark  - borrowed parts from the disruptor to fix the replicator
            will retuen them soon.  Rom.' 
QUARK: I will *KILL* him.
ODO: With what? (hands back empty box)

 [Odo shifted into a mouse]
QUARK : 'You should have heard those little feet scurrying back and
forth back and forth'
KIRA : 'You heard that?'
QUARK : Hello! (points to ears)




Voyager



 I've re-watched one of my few Voyager tapes, the one with State of Flux on
it, and I loved Chakotay's line to Tuvok:-
"You were working for her [Janeway], Seska was working for the Cardassians - 
was anyone on that ship working for me?" - all said with deep bitterness.

 Janeway: "Is it safe to wake him?"
Holodoc: "Of course....MR PARIS!!! WAKE UP!!!"

 Janeway: "We're trying to see if we've damaged it..."
Holodoc: "Let's see...you've rammed a starship through it, fired
phasers at it...I think it's pretty safe to assume you..."
Janeway: "Computer, mute viewscreen"

 Holodoc: "I'm a doctor, not a VOYeur!"  (probably has to be seen in context...)

 "I believe we have lost our sex appeal Captain" - Tuvok

 "Doc, I don't feel too good..." - Kim "Neither do I, I just don't moan
about it" - the Doc.

 Q to Chakotay:
 "Facial art!... ooohh.  How very 'wilderness' of you!"

 Q to Janeway:
"Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when you're beautiful?"

 Q to Janeway:
"I wish I could help you Kathy.... I just can't."

 Q2 to Tuvok:
"You surprise me Mr Tuvok, which is a rare and special gift to a Q.
Thank you."

 Q: "Without Q there would have been no William T Riker at all... and I
would have lost at least a dozen really good opportunities to insult
him over the years."

 "take the cheese to sickbay"

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