Miss Q's Klingon Dating Advice

At last it's here, advice on who to date from

Subject: Tips for Klingon Dating - A MissQ Special!

Mortals, I have been monitoring this ng and feel you are in need of some
advice from someone *truly* omnipotent.  Whilst I think there are a few of
you who need to recieve more specific advice, in my wisdom, I'm not gonna
dish that out here on the ng in public.   So, I've decided on a more
general approach to prepare you all for first contact (HehHeh:-)) with the
rest of the universe.   Since Klingons seem to hold a particular
fascination, I'll start there.
 The Klingon - Now heres a guy who's in touch with his feminine side - NOT!
On the plus side..... OK, so he may have fallen from the ugly tree and hit
a few branches on the way down, but if you're in the mood for a bit of
rough then he's definitely a must.  He has animal passions in spades and
displays the kind of loyalty you'd just die for -
well, he would, anyway! He's a real knight in shining armour - Ok not
shining exactly, but you get my drift.   And the negatives - He ain't gonna
score too well in the touchy-feely scales,  and I'd give it a miss if you
like to be the dominant part of a relationship.
Q-TIPS 1-Don't stand him up.     2- If you like your food to be dead before
you eat it, don't let him cook you dinner!    3- Don' wear that flimsy
300credit underwear on the first date.   
That's all I can tell you about those beasty boys.    Tune in next time and
I'll have the lowdown on those elusive Vulcans!

If you need personal advice on alien probs, feel free to post me, stating
your species and problem clearly.  (and remember who your dealing with -
All seeing, All knowing!)

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