Miss Q's Ferengi Dating Advice

MissQ

Subject: (fwd) Fun with Ferengi's -

Oh boy do I feel wanted at the moment, mortals.   after less than a month
of postings to your  small but sweet ng, I'm being torn appart by a custody
battle!!!    I love it when men fight over me!!   Seriously though, it's
wonderful and truly omnipotent of me to be in more than one place at once
on the web.    Offers to put me in other web sites would certainly be
welcome - only Q can really be in two places at once.
Here are my homes on the web
     ( find me on Tez's
site in the UMTSS Archived post (So now I feel like a relic!! ))
 And also on the Heretic site< URL: http://www.rjplatt.demon.co.uk/  >  
That's me under the little brooch thingy next to my name.   



Anyway back to the business at hand.   I'll have to be very careful in this
bit as some of my closest mortals are Ferengi - but don't go spreading that
around the galaxy, will you.  

The Ferengi - Just made for whispering sweet nothings to, if you catch my
drift.
On the plus side.......This guy can get hold of anything you'd care to
mention for a most competitive price.  If you genuinely believe that
diamonds are a girls best friend, (and I might add that they are actually
forever, not just for christmas!!!!)  then you should definately have a
Ferengi as your second best!
And the negatives....... Well, when the Klingon fell out of the ugly tree,
he landed on the Ferengi !!!     Also, Watch out for him trying to get hold
of those things you *didn't* care to mention.   (Mind you he'll still be
offering a very reasonable deal........)
Q-Tips  -  1. Don't sign anything.     2. Don't spend too long deciding
what to wear....  3. Don't take him to meet your granny.  (Ferengi sell
their grannies when they reach maturity as a sort of Rite De Passage
thing!)

Due to popular demand, I will be giving some tips on the Borg next time.  
Well, actually they were next anyway, but I know how you mortals love the
illusion of power.    Until next time, remember who your dealing with - all
seeing, all knowing, and on two Web sites!!!!!!!

MissQ

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