Miss Q's Cardassian Dating Advice

MissQ

Subject: It's not *you* I hate, Cardassi...........

Mortals, hi. - Howaya doin'?   Fine, fine.   So, back to me then. Now I'm
on the web.  Check out my lovely advice shop at

And it's all down to that superior sentient,  Tez Boyes.   Now I could
write a few tips for dating that one, but of course, that would break the
sentient/Q relationship rules.

Anyway, I promised the goods on the Cardassians, didn't I.  

 The Cardassian - Ever heard that phrase, 'No More Mister Nice Guy'?   -
This is the guy!   
 On the plus side ... Er ... Well, I suppose there are advantages - if you
happen to be a blues singer looking for inspiration.  Also, they do a great
line in torture, if that's your thing.   They're very persuassive, in a
Count Dracula - you-are-in-my-power kind of way, so if you want someone
who'll take control, look no further.
And the negatives ...Where do I start.  Can't really say that he hates to
be wrong, because he never is, of course. I wouldn't ask him to go
babysitting at your sisters if I were you.  Oh, and your parents won't like
him.  Also don't let him at you finances, because he can't even count to
five correctly!
Q-TIPS - 1)  Don't ask him his collar size, not even in jest!  2)  When he
says he wants to tie you down, he's NOT talking about making a commitment. 
3)  If his lips are moving, he's probably lying.


Ok, there he is in all his glory.  Now who's up next?  Ah, yes.   My
favorite.   The Ferengi  - Until next time - as the Ferengi say 'Kits off,
gals! Lets see if I know ya!'
            
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        ' Remember who you're dealing with -    All  seeing, all knowing! '
                  
              MissQ@conn.prestel.co.uk

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