Miss Q's Bajoran Dating Advice

MissQ

Subject: (fwd) Get yourself a nice Bajoran boy......

I hope you all realise that I've had complaints from the Vulcan Cultural
Attache'.  Kept muttering something about Stereo Typing.    He  *ordered*
me to withdraw my statement that 'Vulcans don't dance. Period.'      Soooo,
I turned him into one of those little dancers that you get on music boxes,
and you know what, he's right - Vulcans *do* dance occasionally - Silly me!
  I was wrong.   I'm always one to apologise when I'm in the wrong, unlike
some Q(and humans!) I could mention.     

Sorry, went a bit off there.   I do find unsolicited advice from well
meaning mortals brings out the worst in me.

This will cheer you all up though. Another race to add to your collection. 

The Bajoran - This guy can help you get in touch with your inner self, in
more ways than one.    
On the plus side - He's a kinder, gentler, 24th century guy, tuned into his
feelings and willing to respect yours.   Also, you can share each other's
jewellery, and maybe a few of those lovely long skirts of his!    If you
like to be the one wearing the trousers, then he's your huckleberry!
(friend, that is!)
The Negatives..... He's a moody fellow at times, even a little paranoid.  
He spends a lot of time trying to find himself (?) and you could have
problems finding him too.  Also, when he's nice, he's very VERY nice, but
when he's cornered, he's nasty!
Q-Tips   1- Keep a close eye on your jewellery box with this Magpie about! 
2- Don't mess with his Pah.   3- In fact, don't mess with any of his family
- or his friends - heck don't mess with his entire race!   

There you have it.   I like the Bajorans on the hole - get it - On the ....
You know the wormhole!...  Oh forget it!   Next up is the Cardassians. No
more Mr Nice Guy!!!!! 
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